I’m often amused by rationale that people develop to drink wine. Bruning’s Clock and Home Accent Store in Beavercreek, Ohio offer one of the best reasons for wine drinking. In addition to clocks, the store also sells wine racks and wine cabinets. Twice a week they hold wine tastings. Bruning’s offers the following rationale for drinking wine and other spirits:

“In a number of carefully controlled trials, ?scientists have demonstrated that if we drink ?1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) – bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (not to mention tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and /or fermenting.

Remember:
Water = Poop,
Wine/beer = Health
Therefore, it’s better to drink wine or beer and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of crap.”

Do you have a rationale for drinking wine?

Cheers,
Terry